There is no perverted penguin rustler working the streets of North Yorkshire. The penguin made a break for it all by itself. Maybe the relationship it had with its life partner had hit a rocky patch? I hope security at The Deep is better. Noone wants a shark leaping into the River Hull.
Cher managed 41 years without me. Last night, at the Sheffield Arena, she got me. And now she’s gone. Farewell, old woman.