Snow has returned. York is back to its winter postcard best. And I got a lovely ‘Yoda/Elvis’ tee from Ark. A new high-speed internet era has been ushered in here. We got broadband. How trusting are the people of York? Our new broadband modem was just left all day on the doorstep! There are just no thieves here. We are going to start leaving the house and car doors open and £20 notes on the table. No one will ever think of committing a crime down our street! How sweet! After sorting out our new high speed connection, I had to spend the next three hours getting rid of the mydoom/lovesan virus that seems to have been awaiting its big chance and kept shutting us down. Hackers of the world, go fuck yourselves.