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A man at the top of the street was walking his dogs when his mobile phone rang. The phone ringing, he looked down at his two slobbering beasts, stared at them and said “ssshhhhhhhh you two” before picking up. Very odd. Could they talk so loudly as to interfere with the call? Do any dogs respond to the ssshhhhhhh command? Is he afraid that the caller may hear two dogs breathing in the background and may read peculiar things into the sound? All questions I would have asked if said man hadn’t been on the phone at the time. He was fully clothed, by the way, just to clear up any confusion.

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